We all would’ve had great falls, badly hurting failures! A few untold love stories for which we fell, epic falls of a lifetime they would’ve been. So, as the saying goes “Life is not about never falling, it’s about how you rise after each fall.” But the best fall of those being ‘falling asleep in class’ and the best part is when it’s done with class! Let me start with the proceedings before I start boring someone to sleep.
Phase1:Dizzy
Phase1:Dizzy
[ You start hearing everything in a completely different tone, probably like a deaf person with his hearing aids under repair]
So, most people get noticed at this stage, but then there are people with unbelievable experience levels! You give a wide eye look at the class, with that being a desperate attempt to wake up. Everything moves just the way it should until you ask yourself, “where on earth is the audio to the picture?” Just then, your brain responds upside-down. You start hearing everything, from the back of your head! For a second there our brains go back and forth between dinosaur land and the modern today. It all goes to an entirely new level when you reach phase2 without being disturbed.
Phase2: Blindfolded
Phase2: Blindfolded
[There is no need for an extra blindfold, that’s when eyelids come in handy]
You reach phase 2 and then what next? You become the most creative person on earth. You can start rewinding scenes, fast forward or slo-mo any scene you like and select any audio track to match the situation. The best part is when you do nothing and photoshop decides to pay a visit. Blurred and smudged images all over. That proud moment when you’ve the power to put any editor or photographer out of business. But you’ve better things to do, with the list topper being SLEEPING, also you’ve probably turned into the most harmless creature on earth, so you avoid such vicious thoughts. Now, here comes the grand finale, Phase3!
Phase3: One way ticket to dream city
Phase3: One way ticket to dream city
[Fan right on top of your head, class continues. Those two mix just like salt and water to make you the perfect sleeping pill ever.]
You will have to congratulate yourself and thank everyone around for have reaching this stage. The most important phase of all, where you start to build worlds and galaxies far beyond any human’s reach and imagination.The only train you would never be late to catch is with no doubt this one, the one that takes you to ‘dream city’. A ride of a lifetime, a world with no evil,with no enemies. The only place with no disasters, until you feel it all falling apart. An earthquake which no scale has ever seen. You see the blinding light from heaven just when everything comes back into place.
All you saw till now was just the calm before the storm. You will have the entire class looking at you like you’ve just killed someone! That confusing moment when you don’t know which class you’re in and no clue if “sorry” must be suffixed with ‘mam or sir’! Well, let’s just leave it until the sleep sickness wears off. “Get out!” the usual comment we get for our outstanding performance.The best part is when you reach ‘ Sleeping in class, level PRO’. You get the turbo boost to sleep outside, standing.
All you saw till now was just the calm before the storm. You will have the entire class looking at you like you’ve just killed someone! That confusing moment when you don’t know which class you’re in and no clue if “sorry” must be suffixed with ‘mam or sir’! Well, let’s just leave it until the sleep sickness wears off. “Get out!” the usual comment we get for our outstanding performance.The best part is when you reach ‘ Sleeping in class, level PRO’. You get the turbo boost to sleep outside, standing.
Sleep in class, with some class ;)
